"I hope my absence haunts you."
— Six Word Story  (via ewok-gia)

wildbayou:

nakedinasnowsuit:

rainbowthundercunt:

I didn’t even wait for all the gifs to load before I reblogged this…

Happiest baby jaguar!

i want my career to be cuddling kitties, especially ones like this

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

catp0rn:

this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com

no okay but let me tell you a story
so at school I’m generally a pretty quiet person. I talk to a few people, I have a few friends, but I keep to myself a lot. So anyway, during lunch I’m on tumblr mobile, and this thing comes up. I put the gif onto full screen, and kind of half laugh at it. Then this guy who I have literally never talked to before walks by and then slowly back up and starts looking at my phone screen. I try to explain what I’m looking at, but really, how the hell do you explain this? Anyway, he waves over one of his friends so his friend comes over and looks at it. I’m still sitting in my chair, and we are all still completely silent. Soon more people begin to gather. 12 people, to be exact. 12 people, many of which I have never spoken to before, standing in a large, silent, ritual-esque circle around my iphone which is playing this gif on loop. After about five minutes, the first guy goes “how long is this?” and I was like “uh, its, um, its a gif, so it kind of goes on forever.” he nods and says “perfect”. These were the only words spoken throughout this whole event.

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

catp0rn:

this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com

no okay but let me tell you a story

so at school I’m generally a pretty quiet person. I talk to a few people, I have a few friends, but I keep to myself a lot. So anyway, during lunch I’m on tumblr mobile, and this thing comes up. I put the gif onto full screen, and kind of half laugh at it. Then this guy who I have literally never talked to before walks by and then slowly back up and starts looking at my phone screen. I try to explain what I’m looking at, but really, how the hell do you explain this? Anyway, he waves over one of his friends so his friend comes over and looks at it. I’m still sitting in my chair, and we are all still completely silent. Soon more people begin to gather. 12 people, to be exact. 12 people, many of which I have never spoken to before, standing in a large, silent, ritual-esque circle around my iphone which is playing this gif on loop. After about five minutes, the first guy goes “how long is this?” and I was like “uh, its, um, its a gif, so it kind of goes on forever.” he nods and says “perfect”. These were the only words spoken throughout this whole event.

sixpenceee:

COVETOUS is a game submitted to me tumblr user reine-ubu.

You can submit things to me (sixpenceee) too :)

TRIGGER WARNINGS: flashing for those with epilepsy

A simple flash game based on the medical condition fetus is fetu (where a mass of tissue resembling a fetus forms inside another body like the cases where a normal fetus is being developed inside it’s own twin.)

The goal of the game is relatively straightforward; you start out as a little red dot, and progress by consuming the green dots within the body. The more you consume, the larger you become.

The larger you become, the stronger you grow.

Unsettling and poetic, this game makes use of hellish music and bright, surreal visuals.

While it does not make use of jump scares, it can be considered a tad jarring.

You can play it here

I thoroughly enjoyed playing this game

onlylolgifs:

Orphan pony sleeps with a teddy bear

Harry Potter meme: Nine characters 

→ [3/9] Luna Lovegood

"

The Game Cube can be hit with a sledgehammer and work just fine. The Nintendo DS was specifically designed to be able to survive a 1.5 meter (five foot) drop onto solid concrete without breaking, and one of the company’s bigwigs wouldn’t let it go past the design phase until the design team could guarantee it could survive the drop at least 10 times. In fact, Nintendo products have such a reputation for being impossible to break through normal means that they spawned the term “Nintendium”—an all-purpose phrase given to pieces of technology that survive extreme punishment. For example, take the Gulf War Game Boy, an original Game Boy console that survived having a freaking bomb dropped on it.

Nintendo never advertises their products as being durable, they don’t brag about their Game Boys being bomb-proof or their consoles being tough enough to survive being hit by a car. They just expect their customers to be human and include features to prepare for that humanity. While other companies decide that they’re nice by including a cover to protect the screen of the $600 phone you just bought in case you drop it, Nintendo just builds a device that can survive being dropped in the first place and doesn’t make a big deal about it. Because that’s how a real company does business.

"

nedsseveredhead:

itsgayerinenochian:

igavvedit:

mohawkdandy:

hungryhungry-hipster:

someincoherentvitriol:

shavingryansprivates:

flaming slow motion tennis

here you go: physics porn

SCIENCE

Lost it over the last gif

can we talk about the donuts who filmed this tho

the people who filmed this are utter fools

image

The Alnwick Poison Garden is pretty much what you’d think it is: a garden full of plants that can kill you (among many other things). Some of the plants are so dangerous that they have to be kept behind bars. [x]

allisonquarry:

Netflixed this last night and have many thoughts so you all should watch it so we can talk about it kthx.

allisonquarry:

Netflixed this last night and have many thoughts so you all should watch it so we can talk about it kthx.

porcelainvalkyrie:

coolstoryfuckface:

THESE BANANAS WERE

TATTOOED WITH A TOOTH-PICK.

Cool bananas

breathtakingqueens:

"When I got back to school from learning how to braid hair in Kenya, I also decided it was going to be my side hustle. I was going to make some money braiding people’s hair. So I went through the great trouble of creating a poster but I just didn’t have the heart to charge anyone so my friends would make appointments with me and I would spend the weekend braiding their hair, and I just couldn’t charge them so I never made any money from it."Lupita Nyong’o for Vogue [x].